Fitzy's bloglet
yo.
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Post reblogged from CATS 2019 Enjoyer
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Post reblogged from nothing human is alien to me
not enough e. e. cummings appreciation on this website. reblog if youre a true cummer
excuse to post this classic,,, keep cumming
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Photo reblogged from i really really like cars
@identifying-cars-in-posts any magic workable on this one?
1957-1970 GM X Frame (source)
(Used on various models of GM cars during that time. After being tagged in this several times I finally have an answer)
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Just heard a cicada make the last mistake of its life by buzzing in midair while the bats were out, just as soon as I heard it I looked up and saw it get carried off in silence, the poor foolish thing
Good on the bat though, for its swiftness and all
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Post reblogged from the bird and the flower had fun for an hour
TONIGHT WE FUCKING THE BONG
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Video reblogged from cranium full of wet cement
[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this
GUY BUILDING THE OTHER END OF THE PIPE: the jazz ghost is back
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if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”
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Post reblogged from meat-toes eggwindowsill
My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
Another classic is
“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”
For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search
Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.
